I’ll admit it — I was as ready as a Michael Jackson gif with my popcorn to watch a total Marvel’s Inhumans Twitter takedown tonight as it made its network premiere, but watching my feed I noticed something very curious: people weren’t totally hating on it.
Don’t get me wrong, the show had its haters but I started to see a pattern in the haterade swirling about Twitter (I’m a detective in my spare time, you guys) — if you had previous knowledge of the comics, this show was the worst. If you didn’t, it was pretty OK.
If you don’t know, the show — which chronicles the adventures of super-powered alien royals — debuted in IMAX several weeks ago to generally unfavorable reviews.
And if you aren’t a Marvel superfan, you’ve never heard of Black Bolt, who can shatter solid objects with merely a whisper (a main character that can’t talk? Awesome.), or Medusa, who uses her hair to choke out Ramsay Bolton … er, I mean Maximus in that one scene you remember from the trailer (you know the one).
And of course, there’s the giant teleporting dog named Lockjaw. I feel bad for the person who has to clean up that poop.
While critics gave ‘Inhumans’ an overwhelming thumbs down, the TV watchers at large begged to differ. It wasn’t without its troubles though, so let’s break down the reactions that matter.
‘Inhumans’ Fans are Dog People and Lockjaw is the Only Reason to Watch
Lockjaw is the best Marvel TV character ever created. Do not argue with me #Inhumans
— Randy (@Raaaaaaaandyyy) September 30, 2017
Listen, no matter how bad it might actually be, I won't hate #Inhumans just cause of Lockjaw. Those are the rules
— Randy (@Raaaaaaaandyyy) September 30, 2017
#Inhumans
I want a puppy with the power to teleport… I'd be in Paris so fast. pic.twitter.com/TmRfaHPevQ— M. Pelissier (@Is_Pelissier) September 30, 2017
Can we get rid of everyone but maximus and lockjaw? #Inhumans
— Axel's animals (@MTrulsen) September 30, 2017
And who curbs Lockjaw? Or does he "cover up" by porting his poop away? Is there a planetoid of Lockjaw poo somewhere?#Inhumans
— CabinBoy #FROMily #Save1899🜃 (@cabinboy100) September 30, 2017
Wonder if Ken Leung's fave co-star is #Lost 's smoke monster or #Lockjaw from #Inhumans ? pic.twitter.com/SRIolddLIX
— Marc (@ODedOnRealityTV) September 30, 2017
Black Bolt’s Situation is a Mystery
Why does Black Bolt have a communicator if he can't use it? #Inhumans #MarvelsInhumans pic.twitter.com/7D47ud6c15
— Erik Swann (@SwannErik) September 30, 2017
Ummm, why would everyone at the table not know how to sign? They're the king's inner council. #inhumans #marvelsinhumans
— Barbie's Trap House (@pomwonderland) September 30, 2017
Medusa was a Hot Topic
Medusa's hair was giving me the Willie's, but I'm not alright with this. #inhumans #marvelsinhumans pic.twitter.com/A6Hwq98ch3
— Barbie's Trap House (@pomwonderland) September 30, 2017
Why didn't Medusa use her powers & take the clippers or throw it against the wall.#MarvelsInhumans #Inhumans pic.twitter.com/pzMfCSK79I
— 🍿 Stephanie 🍿 (@ibtpreviews) September 30, 2017
Medusa's hair can fight all by itself but it just sat their all lazily allowing itself to be cut off?? #Inhumans #MarvelsInhumans
— Dana Abercrombie (@sagesurge) September 30, 2017
They cut Medusa's hair with clippers!! Regular ass CVS clippers #inhuman #Inhumans #Marvel #MarvelsInhumans pic.twitter.com/XJWcnGTtZu
— Dana Abercrombie (@sagesurge) September 30, 2017
Well, that is one (crappy) way of not paying for the CG for Medusa… #Inhumans #MarvelsInhumans
— Jonathan Stone – Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis (@jonathanjstone0) September 30, 2017
Overall, Casual Audiences are Like “Meh” for ‘Inhumans’
You guys need to stay with this series at least until @TheRealStanLee makes the inevitable cameo. #MarvelsInhumans #Inhumans #TheInhumans
— Max Whittemore (@MaxWhittemore) September 30, 2017
I quite enjoyed the first episode of #Inhumans don't see why it got so much hate from the start, granted it's not great but it's still good
— Introverted Wrestling Fan (@GreatWhite25) September 30, 2017
#Inhumans is so bad. Just remember inhumans wasn't a tv show when Obama was president.
— Heero Yuy (@yungsidehoe) September 30, 2017
So… #Inhumans was ok. Not great, but watchable. I just kind of hoped for more. Maybe a SHIELD cameo would’ve helped a bit.
— RedWizard86 (@MarkMausz) September 30, 2017
And then Finally, the Tweet We all Were Thinking
Overall… yeah, #Inhumans is kind of bad. Which is more disappointing than if it were so-bad-it's-good.
— Naomi H (@RobotKitten121) September 30, 2017