The Overwatch League, the next big thing in esports, doesn’t begin until January, but that doesn’t mean we can’t start stanning our faves right now. There are 12 teams, each with their own hometowns, logos, and uniforms. Based off those pieces of information (and reading way too much into each), here’s what your favorite Overwatch League team says about you.
Boston Uprising
You like the Patriots
The season hasn’t started yet, and you’re already talking about a ‘curse’
You’re a diehard fan already, but you don’t know what an Overwatch is, but it’s the Patriots so…
Seriously, you love the Patriots
Everybody hates you already
Fave Character: Soldier 76
Dallas Fuel
You are always tired
Has a legendary beef with Philly fans but no one knows why
You drank seven Red Bulls, and you’re still tired
Burnt out, pun intended
Fave Character: Reaper
Los Angeles Valiant
You’re the league mom
Winning isn’t everything so long as we all have fun…and win
You’re a vegan, but you’re cool because you don’t tell everyone about it
You literally love everybody. See that guy over there? You love him
Fave Character: Orisa
London Spitfire
You are a lore expert and super into the Overwatch fandom
You’ve read every Overwatch comic in triplicate
Have several theories on what happened in Switzerland
You’ve written several essays on why McHanzo is canon
And Pharmercy
OTP: Pharmercy
Seoul Dynasty
You’re literally the best at everything
Regina George, but less evil
Nobody messes with you because you can and will destroy lives
OP AF pls nerf
Fave Character: Widowmaker
New York Excelsior
Graphic design is your passion
Extremely unfashionable, but nobody cares because you’re extremely talented
You’re best friends with Seoul fans
Because nobody else can tolerate you
Fave Character: Winston
Florida Mayhem
Clever AF
Chaotic neutral
You enjoy beaches and sun, but will probably get sunburned within moments of stepping outside
Is Looks anxious but is super chill
Fave Character: Roadhog
Houston Outlaws
You’re the most fashionable member of the squad
And the coolest
Swag for days
Fave Character: Doomfist
Philadelphia Fusion
You’re the team nerd
In that you’re the smartest and will likely get your ass kicked by everybody else
But you will throw hands at Dallas fans on sight
Fave Character: Moira
San Francisco Shock
You’re the team Dad
Is incredibly fond of puns
Corny but won’t hesitate to choke someone out if they step out of line
Fave Character: Reinhardt
Shanghai Dragons
The OG fans
Liked the Overwatch League before it was cool…and before it was a thing
You own every legendary skin for every character
Because you have that much money to buy them all
Rich, talented, and insufferable about it
Main: Bastion
Los Angeles Gladiators
You’re the league diva
You’re always trying to fight someone
Has no friends because you’re always trying to fight someone
Mortal enemies of Valiant fans
Fave Character: Symmetra
So do you agree? Disagree? Which Overwatch team will you be rooting for? Let me know in the comments below and make sure to check out our Overwatch Wiki for more info!
Ash is a part-time writer/full-time gamer and has managed to successfully combine the two hobbies into one profession. She enjoys RPGs of all stripes and dreams of being a competitive Triple Triad player.
